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instatute

A combination of the word instagram and prostitue, aka instagram prostitutes.
dude, how is this chick on instagram in so many different countries every month?

that's easy man, she's just an instatute.
by Crothyk December 2, 2019
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Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014
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instaham

A really fat instagram user ( usually a womyn ) that is really obnoxious or is a third wave feminist.
- How does she manage to avoid brain activity or any other activity for that matter ?
- She's an instaham
by MLGMLP420 August 30, 2015
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Instahoe

A hoe on Instagram that post nude pics for fame
by Deez nur July 27, 2018
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Instababe

An normal individual who attracts attention as a model on instagram.
She is totally an instababe.
by raspilover June 4, 2018
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INSTARAGE

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.
Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.
by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012
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Instafat

When you instantly put on weight, and can feel it right away, after eating really amazing, fattening food.
Man that turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy was so good, and the cake was even better, but i got instafat and need to unbutton my pants!
by KASECHRIST March 28, 2019
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