instamodel

A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.

Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel

by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018

instaboner

Noun.

When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.

When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.

by marcus ownz biatch May 29, 2007

Instalove

A male or female who thinks they have fallen in love with someone and that person is in love with them just because they got a glance, a smile or some small interaction in the minutest sense

She fell in instalove because he said "hi"!
OMG, OMG he smiled, bought me a drink - I think it is instalove!

by benben11 June 21, 2018

Instacore

Kids that go Scene overnight and claim to be ohh so hardcore and follow other instacore trens. like listening to shitty local bands and doing their hair all the wrong ways. These kids think they are really cool, but are usually reminded by everyone else how lame they are.

that instacore kids copied my hair.

Bullhead city, Az is the Capitol of instacore kids.

by ghjhg May 30, 2006

Instadouche

This occurs during the lake season while a girl, preferably in a small bikini, goes tubing. The previously mentioned girl is sitting up right and as the boat goes around a turn one leg slips off the side into the water and the other stays on giving 30 mph water a straight shot at her vagina, instantly cleaning it out of all dirtyness.

"Dude, Sam, did you see Kaitlyn get that instadouche at the lake last weekend?"

"Yeah I might actually eat her out now."

by youwillneverguessme April 15, 2012

Instahoe

A person, male or female, who likes a large amount of someone's photos (spamming) on Instagram in return for a SHOUTOUT, or S/O

Man, that instahoe spammed me AGAIN. Maybe if I give her a S/O, she'll control her double-tap.

by deangelo_raw December 31, 2012

instarape

The act of looking into a sketchy place, and feeling raped from looking into the place.

Molly was driving down the street when she was instaraped before going into the bad part of town.

by Fischer5315 October 19, 2010