instalicious

When your photos are looking so prime they will make you an instant influencer on Insta

Damn Mara, that pic is instalicious

by You know what it is June 5, 2019

instafucker

What you can say if you see a hot girl that you would want to have relations with immediately.

"Man, that girl is Hot!"
"Hell yeah, I'd instafucker"

by DJ @WP February 9, 2006

Instalike

The act of receiving, or giving, a Facebook 'like' instantly after posting a comment or status update.

(12:30) Dan: "Keep your pimp hand strong"
(12:30:05) Cody: *like*
(12:32) Dan: (to himself) "Ah, an instalike. Nice."

by Big C My Friends June 1, 2011

Instadicted

To be instantly accused, charged, found guilty (and sentenced on-site) of something when you were in the process of actually helping somebody (or at least, in the thought process of actually helping somebody) and had absolutely no fucking clue that the good you were actually trying to do would actually come back and strike you down like the actual hand of fucking God Almighty!

Dude 1: Oh shit dawg......I just got my ass instadicted!

Dude 2: What the fuck you be stressin over?

Dude 1: Foo, don't u know we ain't supposed to be doing shit around dis hood cept maybe hangin at dis 7-11......I stopped off and hepped out my homeboy who was givin dis foo some act right who was beatin up his ole lady and BAM! there it it: INSTADICTED!!! at the scene. Shiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!

Dude 2: Uhhhhh, daim foo...........I guess I'll come visit yo ass in Federal prison den.

by the terrorists have won November 22, 2010

Instadip

When one ditches a place so quickly, sometimes unbenounced to others, that you swiftly avoid any potential problem you may have just encountered, had you not evacuated.

Dylan instadipped from Wal-Mart upon spotting his ex-girlfriend in line there.

by hiddenzombie013 May 12, 2010

Instalocker

In Simple Words: A person who instantly locks a character in a video game.

A more detailed explanation:
A person who happens to enjoy sucking cock on a daily basis, A person who interacts with men in a sexual way without their consent.
This person also happens to stay inside of their house all of the time as they have no life in the outside world.

Instalocker: Hey I just instantly locked that character! now noone else can get it!
Person1: Bro just say you are a virgin
Person2: Hes probably one of those jett Instalocker dudes
Instalocker: *screams at mic*

by Stutrez September 29, 2021

insta-dick

Someone who immediately becomes a dick in any situation, no matter the context. There is no build up to this person acting like a dick, its just instant. Instant Dick.

Why are you such an insta-dick?

by mhmyep69 April 5, 2022