Instagram

Instagram is basically hell. It is a stupid app that controls and manipulates the minds of its users. People get anxiety over how many likes they get or how many followers. Girls daydream of hot guys following them so they post extra scandalous photos. They become so egotistical and taking selfies and pictures for the gram just becomes the daily for them. People actually think this shit matters so some even become known as ‘Instagram Stars’ or ‘Instagram Models’ who we all know don’t get that perfect bod naturally. These famous instagramers lie and promote facades so they can get their $$$. They don’t actually care about your silly comments, edits, or fan pages. Wanna become instafamous? Just start taking off your clothes! It’ll attract the most idiotic and horny people but at least you’re getting that strong like-game amirite? #Brainwashed #FuckThisShitImOut #Instagram #LessClothesMoreLikes

*At the beach, but doesn’t give a shit about the beach itself. Just there for the photos*

Brittany: “Omg Fay, can you take a picture of me by the water?”

Fay: “I guess so...”

Brittany: “Take at least 20 photos. And move to the right so my ass looks bigger. Gotta arch that back!!”

Fay: “What the hell is this for? Were you hired by an agency or something?”

Brittany: “No, silly!! It’s for my Instagram followers!! I MUST keep them updated on my life at every second. If I don’t take good photos and have dope captions, I’ll lose followers!! I wouldn’t know what to do with myself!!”

by Shookums666 August 18, 2018

Instagram

Used for white girls to post selfies with them doing duck faces, pictures of their dogs, or their latest purchase at Starbucks they are drinking that day. All while judging their popularity with how many likes they get on their picture.

Did you see my latest picture on Instagram? I got like 50 likes, I feel so cool.

by bjw3712 February 9, 2014

Instafap

A woman/man/shemale who in one glance makes you want to blow a load ASAP.

Rick: Dude, bombshell at 12 o'clock!
Ray: Christ! What an instafap!

by Supermundanae May 23, 2016

Instagram King

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the Instagram King after he became the only korean male idol to have two individual posts over 8 plus million likes on Instagram.

Without having a personal Instagram handle, Kim Taehyung, is the first Korean male celebrity to break 5 million, 6 million, 7 million, and 8 million likes in sequence only with BTS' official posts.

Instagram King Taehyung creates record and breaks his own record each day.

by kpop crunch July 12, 2021

instagram normie

A redditor’s term for who goes to Instagram for memes.

Instagram is known to steal their memes from Reddit and do not give credit

Don’t forget to watermark your memes so the Instagram normies can’t steal them

by Fake120 January 19, 2019

Instagram Boxer

A Fighter who has the common tendency to post his/her training in a loud, braggadocio fashion in an attempt to self-boost their own ego and cultivate some clout for his/herself. They are too worried about how they look on Insta rather than in the actual Ring and instead of keeping their head down and working hard, allowing their performance to do the talking in the ring (like most Boxers), they prefer to talk the talk but not walk the walk, only to get demolished inside the ring.

Person 1: "Yo you know EJ? He's such an Instagram Boxer."
Person 2: "I know right! Always posts his 'hard work' on his story but got his ass handed out to him by Xavier last Saturday ."
Person 1: "The ring don't lie, my friend, the ring don't lie."

by SDNonce1331 January 23, 2020

instagram stalking

The action of scrolling through someone’s Instagram account and pictures but not liking any of them, simply just to see them. This is especially used by a person who happens to like someone. They use this tactic to learn more about their crush.

I have a crush on the guy and instagram stalking is the only way I get to see him.

by Ihaterunningbutitsallgood November 21, 2017