Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

Instapussy

When a girl is nice on socials, but when you see her isn't that nice

Bro: how was the meeting with that pussy?
You:bro, she wasn't nice, she was nice only on the social. She's an Instapussy

by Nocappinn October 5, 2020

instapussy

Something that is so nice/fly/hot/pimpin/slammin/tight, whoever is in possesion of one will easily recieve a lot of attention from females.

That Lamborghini is instapussy
Potter is instapussy!
Those biceps are instapussy

by Orhan / Danny July 16, 2008

instabae

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

by XxbaexX April 2, 2015

Instabeef

The act of instantaneously beefing someone after some nigga makes genuine conversation. Usually involves a human of the female gender.

Guy 1: Mad wheels dude!
Girl: BULLSHIT. GO FUCK YOURSELF! THIS MAN IS TALKING TO ME PURELY PROFESSIONALLY

Guy 2: Ma nigga! Looks like a serious case of some instabeef here!
Guy 1: I know man, I'm out!

by nig4eva January 20, 2013

Instabone

1) A word for a phenomonally hot male

2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.

3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.

Holy crap look at that instabone!

Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)

by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004