instaflush

A tecnhique of instant, pre-wipe toilet flushing, used when a particuarly bad smell is anticipated, often in a guest's house.

I was at my bird's house last night and had to instaflush. Just couldn't risk it in the downstairs toilet

by Asthmatic Mule December 26, 2014

Instaflirting

When two people go back and forth liking one another's photos flirtaciously eventually causing one to DM the other

Who is the @*******

I don't know why?
Because every time I like one of her photos, she likes one of mine.
She is instaflirting with you, you should message her

by Hink68PMMF September 9, 2016

instafuck

a describing word for a guy/girl you would fornicate with, without any hesitation. One glance, fuck me. That simple. Can also be used as exclamation.

Instafuck can NOT be used as a verb (See Instafucker).

A: Did you see Justin Timberlake in The Social Network?
B: Hell yeah, instafuck!

*hot girl walks by*
INSTAFUCK!

by ED3ers March 16, 2011

Instaflaccid

An event causing an erection to become flaccid almost instantly.

That cottage cheese face was an instaflaccid.

by PeteZar33 January 17, 2009

instafam

When one becomes so attached to instagram where it becomes part of your life much like your family

Nigga u stay on intsagram like...its your instafam now

by milboinks December 25, 2012

Instafied

To be vaporized or disintegrated immediately.

The man was instafied the second he fell in the lava.

by Jonathan Kinney April 7, 2008

Inssance

Downright reckless, irresponsible, or dangerous.

"Don Rick slow down"
"Sheyut the fuck up!"
"Damn, that's inssance"

by WordWorm December 11, 2012