Impotence

Error 500 or 404 when attempting to access your penis.

I tried to have a baby, but impotence prevented me

by Zohan March 22, 2004

Innocence

The one of the things you lose while reading Urban Dictionary .

Losing it will leave you really uncomfortable .

Person 1: "Urban Dictionary has really dirty definitions."
Person 2: "Yea and I recommend you to kiss your innocence goodbye."
Person 1: "Well shit."

by Calico Kaco November 27, 2019

insolence

The heart-wrenching and disturbing quality of being offensive, rude, inappropriate, impolite, disrespectful, etc.; lacking the splendid qualities of respect and honor.

OFFENDER: "That shit is so fucking gay!"
ME: "Such insolence!!"

by Simon of the Desert June 7, 2007

Bells of Innocence

An epic film starring Mike and Chuck Norris, that's right, two Norris's in one film... it's that good. The plot centers around Jux Jonas (Mike Norris) and his struggle to quell the rage and depression that over comes him after the death of his daughter, amy. The story follows Jux on a Bible delivery to Mexico with his friends Conrad Champlain (David White) and Oren Ames (Carey Scott) that goes horribly wrong. Their plane crashes near a small town with a horrible secret, this town is a gateway to Hell! Now it's up to them to return this town to it's previous glory, and with the rag tag group of companions they meet along the way and a pocket full of dreams, it may just be possible...

Bells of Innocence should have gotten an Emmy, but due to its poor marketing it didn't get the recognition it deserved.

"Don't sass me girl!" ~ Uncle Alexander

by C. Norris fan December 24, 2005

work impotence

A feeling of powerlessness resulting from a lack of interaction and involvement in the work place.

Employee 1: "How's your proposal coming along?"
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"

Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."

by F.Castro March 14, 2009

Impotence

When a guy can't get or can't sustain an erection.

I wanted to have sex, but he was impotent.

His impotency was embarrassing.

Impotence.

by Nadarien August 1, 2010

Insolence

Some blowhard who doesn't know his place. Gets involved or talks about things that he knows nothing about or has no part in.

I know your sister better than you and I'm a master at your family function... This isn't insolence, I'm simply omniscient (it's totally insolence)

by The Winds of Thor March 30, 2015