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Injured snow goose

When you hang your penis out of your zipper while doing a moose knuckle. While do so you honk like a injured goose jumping up and down.
I showed my date last night my injured snow goose. She used her mouth to nurse it back to life.
by Juiceton hymen August 9, 2017
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Injured generation

A generation completly messed up from drug and alcohol abuse causing them to suffer from menthal and physical injurys
Bob: «hey mark how is your son»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»
by Ulf2712 November 13, 2018
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Insprised

When inspiration surprises you with a great idea. What happens when inspiration and surprise collide.
Yo, I gotta hit the studio right quick. I'm mad insprised right now. Catch you on the flip.
by InspriseMe July 1, 2019
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Insprised

What happens when inspiration and surprise collide. When inspiration surprises you with a great idea.
Yo, I gotta hit the studio right quick. I'm mad insprised right now. Catch you on the flip.
by Your Insprised June 27, 2019
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Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
by Remakulingo March 10, 2009
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Injuryed

I have been injuryed all week.
by Nick Danger 78 September 25, 2009
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Injured Peacock

The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.
Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016
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