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Not intended to be a factual statement

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".
Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement
by dbrow127 May 4, 2011
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Inuendo Vision

The ability to see inuendos in anything. Only direct descendants from God (Or the Virgin Mary) have this ability, however some people were given the ability accidentally at birth, but it is locked deep within them.
(Man 1) - Apples
(Man with inuendo Vision) - lol, i put my 'seed' in them
by The Virgin Mary (: April 13, 2010
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mathematical equations in which 2 antipotic opinions can co-exist and both be right
you would be too confused, so its not even worth it
by combat wafflle May 13, 2005
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No Pun Intended

AMERICAN PHRASE, widely considered by some to be a cliché. Two uses of this phrase.

#1. "No pun intended!" Is a clarification you make after a remark you uttered that DID indeed contain a pun. You exclaim, "No pun intended" because you honestly did mean to construct the setence to contain a pun.

#2 The second meaning of, "no pun intended" can be tongue-in-cheek or more harshly put, untruthful. In this instance a person purposely inserted the pun. The motivations for doing so vary. Some reasons include: doing it to be humerous, attempting to be clever, wanting to engage in word play, or doing so to annoy people who hate puns. They fib by saying, "No pun intended!" because: they want to avoid embarrassment after no one laughed, escape retribution from those they annoyed on purpose or perhaps they feel foolish for making the pun at all.
#1 Pun WITHOUT intent. "That pistol is so tiny looks like he could be a son of a gun. Sorry, no pun intented!"

#2 Pun WITH intent: "Look at that duck. Hope he has a lot of money just look at the size of his BILL! Ha, ha, ha! No pun intended, right guys?"

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by A Suburban Urban August 12, 2015
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Incending

A guy who stalks soccer players, watches every single soccer game and doesn't cares if he doesn't spends time with his family.

It is also the name of some random ROBLOX sword clan leader.
John: Does Jordan even think about something else but ROBLOX and soccer?
Paul: Damn he is such a Incending.
by Lucifernius June 27, 2018
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incendiary deuce

A bowel movement that leaves your asshole with a burning sensation. This condition may result from consumption of large quantities of sharp cheddar and crackers. There is no known cure, you just have to wait it out.
"Fuck, I just dropped a severe deuce."
"Severe? How so?"
"That shit was an incendiary deuce...my ass is on fire!"
by spodacus January 18, 2008
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infundibulum

(plural: infundibuli)

1. a funnel-shaped object which, as matter passes through it's base, makes a sound analogous to a kazoo. In myth, leprechauns are said to travel through an infundibulum to reach the other end of the rainbow.

2. a vestigial organ which develops in humans upon the completion of a doctorate in English. Although not confirmed, it has been hypothesized that this organ is used for general insertion and storage.
1. John was shocked to hear the sound of a kazoo as the leprechaun disappeared through the infundibulum.

2. I do no accept your rejection. Please place it up your infundibulum.
by pk88 October 19, 2010
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