intensetine

when your intestines feel intense, can be brought on by anxiety and can lead to sharting.

went for a job interview today, but got intensetines in the reception and sharted

by TwinJets January 8, 2013

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intense

adj: really, really awesome.

taylor: so what'd you think of the two ashleys making out last night?
marc: it was fuckin INTENSE!!

by the storm drains June 21, 2009

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Intense Cuddling

Taking cuddling to the next level. The kind of cuddling that is the next closest thing to making babies. Beware, as this type of cuddling is dangerous for most normal humans.

Mike: "Dude, Marlee and I had some super intense cuddling last night."

Joe: "Nice. There's not much better than some good I.C."

by Mr. Stanturf November 27, 2011

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Intense Farting Remorse

When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.

John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.

(several seconds and it disperses)

John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.

John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM

Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.

by Cool Ev December 2, 2010

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