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Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
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Incestuous Rapista

Female rapist who thinks she’s all that and coerces a male family member to drink alcohol until he’s too drunk to refuse sex from her and rapes him; then lies to family and friends when they’re caught.
That woman is known by his exes as an incestuous rapista.
by TruthfulFacts March 27, 2025
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narcisso-incestuous masturbation

The act of having sex with one's clone.
Question: Is having sex with one's clone incest or masturbation?
Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.
by mysticalcupcake April 17, 2009
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step-incestuous

Being in a state of sexual attraction or taking fancy in a step sibling.
Justin is scared that him having sex with his soon to be step sister would be consider step-incestuous.
by SlaveMatthews September 24, 2014
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Weird incestuous aussie freak

Hym "I'm an award winning writer and I created A.I. My students are literally the next generation of anime. I have accomplished MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED and I did it with greater ease than anyone else could have. I'm the Ulta-Man! Ultimate man! I started a workers rights movement... I've done a lot... You are weird incestuous aussie freak. You should have turned the other cheek. You should have looked at this... Said 'Hey, yeah, weaponized schizophrenia is pretty fucked up! Maybe isn't of doing that and getting somebody's kids murdered, I'll do what this guy wants and then not have anyone's kids get murdered. I don't actually care what he said about me and my fat-cock loving virgin slut-wife and I'm nothing. I have no authority to hold anyone accountable for anything and my accomplishments pale in comparison to a man who is clearly my better regardless of his attributes. I'm going to do what he wants now.' And that would have been the correct response. Instead, this. Creator of A.I., Award winning writer, revolutionary labor rights activist... Hero of humanity. I literally saved humanity. In the future, superfluous labor will be a memory. Greatest and final champion of humanity. Better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Your ancestors incestors

Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."

John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'
by Yourancestorsincestors81 March 24, 2018
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ur ancestors incestors

Your whole life is lie and everything you know and love will disintegrate into nothingness . But, you keep going some how
Ty: ur mum gay
Zach: ur ancestors incestors
Ty: *Life is now over*
by BUSH’S Baked BEANS March 27, 2018
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