insomnia

Insomnia is a cruel joke.

insomnia is a sleep disorder. even when you're dead tired, you cant sleep.

i have insomnia. last night i got to sleep at 4:30. i have to wake up at 5:20. every day i drink enormous amounts off caffeine. i still walk around like a zombie.

every morning in homeroom, this girl asks me how i slept, while telling me how she went right to sleep right away.

idiot in homeroom: hey, how'd you sleep? i slept greeeat.

me: i have insomnia. leave me alone.

by April 18, 2008

insomnia

Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.

Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!

by Oz January 19, 2005

insomnia

When God hates you for some reason and doesn't let you sleep.

Person1: "Did you sleep well?"
Person2: "I have insomnia..."

by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017

Insomnia

A condition where a person cannot find sleep, and therefore life enjoyment goes out the window. I consider myself a chronic insomniac and have been this way for the past month and so I do not know when I will ever have a good night's sleep again.

I wish this insomnia would end and I can slip off into dreamland as opposed to slitting my wrists.

by Paul Ward March 26, 2007

insomnia

When you have trouble sleeping with or without reason and can cause unusual late night activity... Like writing the definition of 'insomnia' on UD

fucking insomnia won't let me sleep. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN?!!

by anonymousfucker April 05, 2010

insomnia

A disorder where you can't get sleep at all. I have it and have to take medicine for it (Clonodine) and without the medicine, I can't get any sleep. None. Notta. I've had it all my life.

jim: how was your sleep?

bob: i have insomnia.

by Blahb April 18, 2005

Insomnia

1. A disorder that prevents someone from getting enough sleep

2. A self diagnosed ailment that all attention whores suffer from.

Carl: I went for a checkup today. The doctor said I might be suffering from insomnia.
Joe: Shit son.

or

Lisa: trying 2 sleep but its hard with insomnia lolz
Jim: Bitch, shut the fuck up.

by BilboFaggins December 31, 2009