Improvised Expletive Device

In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".

Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!

"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"

"Jeepers - that was close!"

"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"

by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009

Improvident

Showing a lack of foresight, thoughtfulness, or caution.

"Therefore every improvident step will meet with terrible revenge."-The Story of the Great War, Volume II (of VIII)

by lonesomedragon September 23, 2018

Improvise

The action of using innatimate objects, preferably ones that vibrate, to masterbate!

Maria improvises all night long.

by The locos January 22, 2009

Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

improvise

what i do when theres no clean dishes by taking the one with the least spots.

i didnt do the dishes for a week and i want coffee so im gonna improvise.

by nobody else here September 26, 2017

Improvised Explosive Curry

IEC's are used by our friends in the funny hats... They are not quite as complex as IED's (Improvised Explosive Device) which is used by our friends in the middle east, because the funny hat people dont have the technological advancements yet. If you were to ever get in your car and an IEC went of, possible side effects include rashes, funny smell, and death.

Muslim 1 - "Holy Sh*t dude! That Durga just blew up an Improvised Explosive Curry bomb. Allah! If they start using those on us we have no chance of our Jihad raids."

Muslim 2 - "Too bad we don't know how to use curry like that."

by The Guptanator January 11, 2009

Improvised explosive advice

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.

She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.

by lovelyspam September 8, 2011