impromptpoo

An urgent and unexpected visit to the bathroom to do a number 2. Often accompanied by surprise at scope of delivery. Not recommended when at public events.

Eg before heading to a meeting with corporate colleagues " sorry i will meet you there, I need to do an impromptpoo"!

by Looatlus January 10, 2014

impromperaneous

adj: a term for something made up on the spot, a mixture of impromptu and extemporaneous

That joke was so sudden, it was impromperaneous.

by Lutheran Pirate December 6, 2005

Imprompoo

Noun
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.

ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.

I just had a great imprompoo - totally unexpected!

by Failing Academic May 27, 2011

impromptwo

When you casually go to use the restroom and realize you are about to drop a massive number two.

“Sorry, I thought I just needed to pee but ended up having an impromptwo.”

by Shrek Froth June 27, 2021

Impompous

opposite of pompous

Yes Dan impompous IS a word.

by GOATSA February 17, 2023

impromtu

This word means paybacks a bitch. And women NEVER forget.


Never mess with a wolf ;)

Man: What is the meaning of this impromtu meeting
Woman: go away

by QueenM January 4, 2004

Impromptitude

Something that happens suddenly without planning, but has a little attitude

We're throwing an impromptitude party - come by in an hour wearing your party panties.

by LaSpillway May 5, 2010