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Impeech

French: 13th centenary.

A hollow sound that comes from the deepest part of a dry, smelly caves. Is normally caused by snails failing from the ceiling and striking the floor. Was regarded to early man as the sommoning noises of the Earth God.
Mark tumbed through the dictionary, searching in vein for a word he knew not. Through his journey of the enlightenment of the English language he stumbled into an empty cave, where in he heard an impeech. He should have realized the absence of danger, but ran because of the native's warning. The old, French natives.
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impead

A fucking cool dude thats known in com and everyone either hates or loves him! Everyone knows him and are fans of him. He is also known as daddy! This baller owns the website listofretards.live and is very radical!
impead is known and daddy
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impediousity

When another party's procrastination and inability to make a decision affects your ability to complete a task.
John's impediousity prevented Jim from finishing the deck.
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Impediman

A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.
Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.

Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.

The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
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Goldenberger's Speech Impediment

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)
(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.
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impedence

A measurement (in Ohms) of how much an electrical circuit pushes back when it's pushed.
The phone/phono jack input to an amp is usually a high-impedence circuit. It will not allow a high amount of current to flow into the amp. Woofers on the other hand are low-impedence devices which allow a large current flow from the amp to provide a massive amount of power to the people...unless you push too much and smoke em.
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impediment

The impediment is manifested.
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