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atmospheric impedance

Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
User: My computer won't turn on.

IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.

User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.

IT Guy: I'm so lonely.
by phishtails April 29, 2010
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Impedemaniac

A person or a group of people who either on purpose or unconsiously often impede the movements of others. Also called Impedemonger.
Impedemaniacs are; people who stop and stand in doorways keeping others from passing through, People who walk, jog or bycycle in the street instead of on the sidewalk or bikepath. People who stand around in a group on walkways, stairs, or in streets and parking lots. A person who will stand in front of the refrigerator, closet or cabinet when they know you will be needing an item from that place.
by Impeded July 23, 2010
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Impedimentary

That which causes an impediment to something. An obstacle or block needed to be overcome.
His steroid use caused sterility & was impedimentary to the conceiving of a child.
by AmadeuS469 June 11, 2022
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type impediment

A condition afflicting a person, who, through slovenliness or malcoordinated sausage fingers, cannot type a coherent sentence for their lives.
The life of a man haunted by his type impediment..
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?
by royston white May 15, 2014
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flirt impediment

The obstruction to flirtation practices.
by Ryryboo2 September 3, 2016
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reach impediment

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.
by deucebag211 June 2, 2018
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Pichi impediment

When a spoiled brat fails to pronounce a word correctly.
I want that cro-kedile toy.
No idiot that is not how you pronounce crocodile. You must have a pichi impediment .
by Notakrokodile January 12, 2021
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