Vlad the Impaler

This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves.

After my terrifying Vlad the Impaler experience,I now religiously turn on the bathroom lights.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

Vladimir the impaler

Consisting of or referring to sexual intercourse with a bad goth b. The permission to be doused in venom (“also known as drip n drip clear”). The punishment by a punk star also known as being a being a fish out of water. The creation of this unfolded in the music video and soundtrack by Folmzz in his mysteriously led single “vladimir the impaler” produced by SoundCloud rapper cbreezy.

“suck that pussy till it drip n drip clear, suck that pushy till it fuckin disappear.

Ooh okay!!! I just fucked a bitch and she told me that she came twice, bitch I feel like vlad I be the best that she had. I love vladimir the impaler he should impale me next.

by Cbreezyyyy September 12, 2018

implore

To insist or strongly urge.

I implore you to support mass deforestation in South America, idiot.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

implorgasm

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone whom you dislike very much. This can be done to secretly disperse one's STD's into the partner, thus creating a lifetime of hatred, and self pity.

And the orgasm feels extra awesome too !!!

Susie: Hey Jen, what did u do last night? I had an amazing sexual experience with Jeff last night.

Jen: Well, Susie, it's funny you should ask. Because I also had sex with Jeff last night.

Susie: WAIT !!! Don't you have aids?

Jen: Why yes, Susie, I do indeed have aids. And have I ever mentioned that i hate you?

Susie: OMGAH !!!!....... *shoots herself in the head*

Jen: Once again the implorgasm takes a life.... LOL

by Bianca Delgandio June 17, 2007

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016

Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.

My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.

by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016