Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 25, 2023

Immediate score

When your definition gets posted almost immediately on urb dic. Oh. And uh.thanks!

Legit literally as I write this my definition s went up on urb dic! Immediate score!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Immediate 180

When something or someone, usually lag in a game, annoys you to a certain extent that you just don’t want to deal with it anymore and make a full 180 degree rotation and walk away.

I’m just trying to play Deepwoken and queue up with a cheese build.

*immediate 180*

by Repenaoi January 05, 2025

I would have it immediately

If you would divulge where this is going but you are not going that so you can say that I don't have any.

Hym "I would have it immediately and you know that. I'm not letting you do this and get away with it. No one had to die here and I can already guarantee you've wasted more lives than you were willing to expend to make a point that you didn't make because I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN WORSE THAN THE MEN YOU FUCK INSTEAD OF ME. Give me my money and treat my ailment. I'm accepting exactly zero conditions and I'm not rescinding anything."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2025

Immediately

Also can be used in reference to the time frame in the range of 6 (six) years.

Joe Biden’s team immediately turned over the classified documents from his time as VP.

by homegrownmockery January 14, 2023

Immediately

Right there and then. No excuses, you must do what ever whom says if they say to do it immediately. At the second that is present, do something immediately.

Hey you! throw your purse into the egg batter immediately!

by Egg Batter April 18, 2022