Ikea

A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.

(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"

by ghetto500 July 20, 2003

IKEA

A big ass store with a lot of furniture and is always crowded. And some Swedish foods.

"I gotta run to IKEA. I need a new bed"

by Pawleene Pinkieshy September 8, 2015

Ikea Lust

The act of walking into an Ikea store, immediatly falling in love with every piece of furniture therein, and resolving someday (when you are rich and/or famous) to buy everything in said store.

I've got such bad Ikea Lust, we might have to extend our trip by a couple days so we can go back and look at everything again!

by Ethel Faust August 18, 2008

ikea fatigue

The inevitable feeling of sensory overload and exhaustion you feel as you approach a checkout line in Ikea.

After looking around at all the cool design-y stuff, you realize that your eyes hurt, your feet hurt and you feel overwhelmingly tired and full of Ikea Fatigue.

by susans January 5, 2008

ikea bird

the best fucking parrot out there. also known as klaus

ikea bird and sven secretly fucked in the boat while pewds was building jöergen 2 memorial

seriously, did no one notice?

by gabe itch69 July 28, 2019

IKEA wobble

(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)

I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.

by helium cash February 22, 2009

IKEAFight

A fight with a companion or loved one directly resulting from the frustration and exhaustion of an IKEA shopping experience causing you to abandon your purchases at the register and ignore the smell of the fresh baked cinnamon buns.

Just leave this shit and let's go, I don't want to have another IKEAFight.

by ikeahurtsme August 21, 2009