invisible grapefruit clutch

A heavy-metal hand gesture, in which the subject holds out their hand(s), palm up, fingers broadly curled inward, as if clutching an invisible grapefruit, or an orb of majestic evil power (still invisible).

When the throwing of horns got co-opted by the widespread public to the point where they were often seen from Jonas Brothers fans, Lord Blaspherion G. McSatan decided to adopt a more metal-centric hand gesture: the invisible grapefruit clutch.

by Tyrannorabbit July 5, 2009

Invisa-Bucks

When you want something and you don't have any money for it.

Jack: Oh my GAWD! That xbox cost $99! but i only got 20!
Joe: That sucks, you can borrow some off me.
Jack: thanks joe, can i pay you back in Invisa-Bucks?
Joe: F**k you....

by Formithis March 11, 2013

Invisibrass

When field promoted to a higher rank causing an inflated ego and a sassy attitude.

Damn man. Lil worm is really aggravating when he’s wearing that invisibrass.

by FD-User November 25, 2018

The Invisible Tea Cup Ride

A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.

The Invisible Tea cup Ride

by The Collectiveish August 5, 2010

Invisible Children

a shady, legitimate-looking scam that uses horrific events in africa to raise money for their own selfish interests. The fact that kony has been in hiding for 6 years, that the LRA currently numbers only a few hundred people, and the fact that only 32% of their funding actually goes to direct aid all points to some form of selfish use of the human emotions for personal gain. Even then, that direct aid involves funding rival militias and government armies all guilty of numerous human rights violations. There is already a manhunt for kony, your money is doing nothing to further that cause.

Teenager-omg kony 2012 i'm changing the world

wise one- bitch can it, Invisible children is just a scam designed to guilt-trip people out of their money using the plight of the victims of a now retired brutal warlord.

by anti-scampaigner June 20, 2012

femme invisibility

When a lesbian dresses in a traditionally feminine way, many people may assume that she is straight. She may also be told that she is "too pretty to be gay". As a result, she may become invisible to other lesbians because she does not fit the stereotypical "butch" role and/or does not date "butch" women.

What I suffer from on a daily basis.

1: So do you have a boyfriend?

2: No, I'm a lesbian

1: Wow! I would have never guessed!

2: I know, I suffer from femme invisibility

by LipstickHoney November 14, 2012

Idriss

(noun) Someone who is unusually old for his age . People with the name Idriss are generally known for their geographical knowledge and citing random and questionable "fun facts". Idrisses are also known for their particular hobbies such as socks ironing, playing volley ball in parking lots and finding useless formatting errors in Microsoft office docs.

When being approached by an Idriss in the wild: make sure to mention human babies, bunnies, cats or inflate gymnasium balls, in order to deflect the attack.

"Oh Yeah, he's definitely an Idriss"

(Phrasal Verb) "pulling an Idriss" : Going to the washroom at the very last minute when everybody is ready to go.

X: "Are we going for lunch?"
Y: "No, we are waiting for Ramiro, he just pulled an Idriss"

"Oh Yeah, he's definitely an Idriss"

by Ma_asmouka March 4, 2015