Idiotic table

like the periodic table but with a list of names commonly given to idiots

Tyler is the first name on the idiotic table

by Brikota June 15, 2018

idiotical

For something/ someone to be idiotical is for them to be idiotical

That laptop is IDIOTICAL!!!!!!!!

by Oh myyy March 7, 2019

idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out

your such an idiotic bean

by mnbjkl January 20, 2021

Idiotic Eureka Moment

The phenomenon of finally understanding a joke or pun that everyone else understood long ago.

“ “That hat looks like a Nun’s Habit”
“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
“Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”

by djdusty March 17, 2022

brainless idiotic bonehead

This is the essay version of stupid

Teddy: Hey Dan?
Dan: What.
Teddy: What day is it today?
Dan: Source of light 24-hour interval thou brainless idiotic bonehead!
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?!

by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020

Irotic

Where ironic meets erotic: A wholly necessary replacement for "That's what she said," as this is an erotic statement that is nearly always ironically false.

"I'm so out of breath because I just came from downtown."
"That's irotic."

by mclayborne September 23, 2012

Amni-idiotic fluid

The uterine fluid which supports a fetus within the womb of an absolute moron mother to be...

See Snooki

It was a safe bet any spawn coming from her amni-idiotic fluid

would not be a rocket scientist.

by sheila in the car June 11, 2012