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two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

idiotic idiot 

1. an idiot that is so incredibly idiotic that it must be said this idiot is idiotic.
person 1: "Is that guy retarded or something?"
person 2: "No hes just an idiotic idiot."
person 1: "oh"

Wax Idiotic 

A phrase that means talking about things that are boring/mundane/annoying.
"I had to sit there while they waxed idiotic"

"I don't mind talking him... but I feel like I have to wax Idiotic"
Wax Idiotic by The Spooky Twigg November 3, 2004

PATRI-IDIOTIC 

When a person is a PATRIOT for all the wrong reasons like :Uncle Samael was a Marine so I`ll become a marine;I love killing people so I`ll either become a politician or a policeman because killing for your country is patriotic;I live in a free country and President BUSH reminds me and 260 million other patriots of that fact every day;I want to be a air-born ranger,I wanna live a life of danger,dang Buford thet`s patriotic willing to kill people if they don`t wanna be free,we`ll kill them til` they do!
I will never be PATRI-IDIOTIC,and kill Iraqis because Dub`ya says its the American way,sheesh!
PATRI-IDIOTIC by Addis Ababa November 29, 2003

PATRI-IDIOTIC 

Following BUSH or any other dictator "blindly";a genocidal military "yes-man"(or woman);an idiotic patriot.
GOLLY,Captain BUSH,I can hardly wait until we can start killing people ,in the name of FREEDOM.Sergeant Shrub,you have the PATRI-IDIOTIC mind and philosophy that our President just loves,now follow me men,so we can demonstrate "fascist-freedom".

Identical Twin Theory

The idea that two semi-attractive females have an increased sexual desirability due to being identical twins. (It is similar in concept to the cheerleader effect).
Guy 1: yo check it out hot twins at our 9 o'clock. I'd do 'em.
Guy 2: you mean those two semi-ugly bitches? hell no!

Identical Twin Theory in effect.