Instaspluge

The act of instantaneously ejaculating upon seeing an attractive women and or gender one is attracted to.

I saw this apple-bottom babe in yoga pants and boom... instaspluge!

by thecouncilofelders November 7, 2012

Instastalk

verb:
To stalk someone on Instagram.

This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).

I know she goes to the gym, because I instastalked her.

I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.

by Buggiful January 30, 2014

instasessed

those people obsessed with Instagram. they're always on it and post stupid crap that no one cares about. they don't have a life and should consider getting one. all they seem to post are things like "like for a tbh", awkward selfies 24/7, weird quotes, VIDEOS THAT DONT MAKE SENSE, and other shit. they like everything too and have a very bad ratio of followers (following 5000, followed by 100). they also to things like #tagforlikes #followme and wayyyyyyy too many other stupid hashtags.

-"omg did u see what Jen just posted?"
-"which one? the one from 10 minutes ago, 8 minutes ago, 6 minutes ago, 4 minutes ago, 2 minutes ago, or like just now?"
-"no the one from 14 minutes ago."
-"ohhh yeah. she's totally instasessed!"

by mm1235 January 13, 2014

Instastalking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.

james has been Instastalking Aly and he is currently 106 weeks into her Instagram.

by workoutsbymanny June 12, 2015

instaswipe

A god awful 'compatible match' that Tinder provides to be instantly swiped left.

Instaswipe that dumpster fire before her face breaks your phone!

by Ray Rice Elevator Pitch October 4, 2015

instaslut

Someone who will follow thousands of strangers on Instagram just to get a couple hundred followers in return.

Bob: Why in the world would someone follow thousands of boring people on Instagram?
Joe: Dude, that's an instaslut. They will follow anyone.

by jakeurbandictionary March 2, 2014

instaship

When you like each other's pictures on IG but don't talk in real life.. Instaship

Your IG crush.. "Instaship"

by King_David_IV March 4, 2014