Maximum Intensity Helicopter

The art of spinning your dick so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you'll feel like you've accomplished somthing in your kinky life

The Maximum Intensity Helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing I ever did, and I'm proud of it

by SenpaiWillNeverNoticeYou March 18, 2015

increased intensity

Something billionaire CEOs give to their employees after raging that their poor decisions caused their stock to tank.

Stock is down 70% YTD! Stop coasting and get back to work with increased intensity so we can get it back up!

by public2 November 12, 2022

High Intensity Walmart

High-Intensity Walmart is the state of being over the top, excessive, or out of pocket. The behavior is commonly seen among screaming children and undeveloped adults seen in the retailer outside of the lowkey sensory-friendly hours from 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. Other examples include aggressively pushing one's cart down the aisle or overreacting to minor inconveniences. Also known as 'actin a fool'

A: I think someone fed Jackson some food coloring cuz he's acting really jittery

B: Clearly he is being High Intensity Walmart

by __naux__ October 22, 2024

Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.

Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now

by __naux__ November 19, 2024

video game integrity

Video game integrity is a term that existed in $60 AAA Games with no microtransactions/loot boxes to prove other greedy video game companies like Activison, EA, 2K, and others that video game pedophilia is not the way video games should be treated for the sake of revenue and investors. Sucker punch productions has shocked the Internet by surprise when they released a trailer of the multiplayer component for Ghost Of Tsushima, called Legends. It has gained a possible reaction and proven to have ended the PS4 era with a bang. Ghost Of Tsushima: Legends has proved that it's what the gamers truly wanted, a live service game without all the bullshit people has to spend money on shit like costumes or loot boxes. Also it is a way better experience than Marvel's Avengers or Ghost Recon: Breakpoint (More like Pussypoint) to be satisfied of the varieties of missions and enemies to take on. Video game Integrity is been with since pong is first developed in 1958. Let's hope it lasts a 100 years.

Gamer: Ghost Of Tsushima: Legends is the best multiplayer experience I've ever played since black ops.

Idiot: Uhh I believe Marvel's Avengers is a way better experience than some corny ass motherfucker samurai game about killing onis. That game has superheroes and shit. You high asshole?

Gamer: fuck that shit, it has no video game Integrity in it, only pedophilia.

Idiot: what the fuck is video game integrity? Or pedophilia? Is there a game about fucking pedophiles or something?

Gamer: *makes a bruh face*

by RavenTrooper January 26, 2021

African ingenuity

Black excellence, original, creativity, imagination, innovation, and inventive.

African ingenuity built the pyramids by being able to move massive stone blocks across the desert by wetting the sand in front of a contraption built to pull the heavy objects.

by Shen Terrell March 29, 2017

integrity

Doing the right thing even when nobody's looking.

Jimmy showed his integrity by not looking at the answers to the test when every other cheating bastard in his class was passing them out.

by FF April 20, 2005