innocence

Someone who posts something stupid while drunk.

For example:

Post 1: "Yunky, why do your farts smell like vaseline?

Post 2: "Oh, sorry, pulled an Innocence."

by Cydel September 26, 2005

Innocence

Someone who says they didn't kill a man and actually didn't

This mans innocence has been proven.

by Olive Oil 98 November 13, 2017

innocence

innocence is the absence of guilt

innocence is the absence of guilt

by Harley gurl May 29, 2019

Innocence

1. That one time your 6 year old kid found your lightsaber collection and said they felt sticky

2. What kids lose when they leave a parents bedroom

I lost my innocence when my friend showed me his magazine collection under his bed

by Scythoroast December 4, 2019

innocence

what’s that? who’s she?

She’s so freaky she doesn’t even know what innocence is.

by skskjdjdsjsjkdkd March 23, 2020

Innocence

Makenna

The very definition of innocence.

by Potato Mail April 14, 2020

innocence

it's what you lose after you see something bad

jim: i just lost my innocence because of you

mike: for what?

jim: YOU MADE ME SEARCH UP RULE 34!

by dagr8estgamer February 23, 2022