ice ducks

When a duck is found in the ice, one the ice, or is ice. Most of the time refers to a penguin or if you cannot spell, a pinguine.

I am very afraid of ice ducks
What is a pinguine? It’s an ice duck. You mean a penguin?

I love ice ducks

by Yoj haleak April 26, 2022

Ice Diarrhea

When using the automatic ice dispenser on one's refrigerator, typically after frustration at no results, the sudden burst of an unnecessarily gross number of cubes all at once, often accompanied by an excessive amount of ice shards.

While attempting to make an evening cocktail, my glass was overcome by a sudden bout of "ice diarrhea." There were ice shards everywhere!

by BurgWords December 3, 2013

ice dickle

a phenomenon in colder climates where a man pees outdoors in the winter time and it is so cold that the urine freezes as it leaves the penis, up into the urethra, making an icicle out of his dick.

Jerry took a leak on that tree last January and got an ice dickle.

by joeboticus January 4, 2010

Ice drinking

A term invented by a dude in Lakeville Minnesota for an alternative to the term "ice fishing". Ice fishing is a popular winter past time in the northern states, and as most the time ice fishing amounts to just drinking beer in a fish-house or on the ice, the term ice drinking was a logical alternative as it more accurately described the activity. A dude from Lakeville Minnesota by the name of Lane copyrighted the term "ice drinking" as he was selling "Ice Drinking" T-shirts at ice fishing contests.

I was out ice drinking with the boys and got a DWI.

Damn dude, do I have ever have a nasty hangover. I was ice drinking last night, and now I feel like dog shit!

Screw snowmobiling, let's just go ice drinking!

Me and Jane went ice drinking, and she caught two walleyes and I got laid.

by Salty 40 February 3, 2013

ice day

A day you get off of school because it's so cold that melted snow/rain turns into ice and its too dangerous to drive/ run the busses. It's common in Chicago suburbs.

-phone rings-

alex: "dudee why the hell are you calling me so early?!"

max: "Dude, no school! ICE DAY!"

alex: "for real?! Shit, I'm going back to sleep!"

by LMLYM7 July 7, 2008

ice docking

freezing a turd for use as a dildo

"Ready in half an hour" called Bob as he stuck a turd in the freezer for use as a dildo

by goober chickenshorts May 13, 2005

alaskan ice dragon

When a man cums in a womans mouth while recieving head and the cum is still inside of her mouth the man goes behind her pulls her hair back and whispers he has an std causing the cum to squirt out of the womans nose.

Joe came in Annas mouth and told her he had AIDS causing her to do the alaskan ice dragon.

by Joe VD September 11, 2008