To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.
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by KalebRunnells October 04, 2008
A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.
You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!
Them: I shit you not! It's a state!
You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.
Them: You're shitting me.
You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.
Them: I shit you not! It's a state!
You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.
Them: You're shitting me.
You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
To keep a situation under control that is chaos thriving to the point that you feel you own it, you've got this taken care of.
Woman:"What are we going to do about next month's light bill?"
Man:"You don't worry about none of that shit, I got this shit!"
Man:"You don't worry about none of that shit, I got this shit!"
by Pogovondoom July 25, 2010