My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 04, 2023
A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.
Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore March 01, 2025
A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.
Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore March 01, 2025
A superior way to express that you're dying of laughter, or you're faking it because the thing you saw didn't make you laugh at all so you're being ironic by saying this phrase.
Alex: Lmao, look at this meme.
Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead 💀
Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead 💀
Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead 💀
Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead 💀
by yourlocalgoat234567890 January 22, 2023
Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.
by The_Truth_Tortoise October 28, 2017
I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation
Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 21, 2023