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Children that get banned for cheating don't privately appeal, instead try to cancel watchdog
You either use tumblr or the hypixel forums
by CaveSlime May 21, 2020
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Hypixel Bridge

Kid 1: I wonder who that is, I’ve never seen them anywhere near a woman.
Kid 2: Oh they play hypixel bridge

Kid 1: that explains it
by _Pseud0nym August 8, 2021
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mc.hypixel.net

Minecraft server, lag and high ping, utter toxicity, and terrible anticheat.
Bill: Yo you wanna go on mc.hypixel.net and play some bedwars?
Trent: Dude, you know i live in australia so i'll be lagging behind by like 10 hours, i can't play!
by neptoooone February 10, 2021
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Sweaty Hypixel Guilds

A special genus of Hypixel Guilds that have members with no life whatsoever and are solely focused on being on top of a leaderboard on a Minecraft server that has no value outside of bragging to 10 year olds. They are often found being extremely toxic to said 10 year olds, so tread carefully around them. They buy ranks on Hypixel for "clout" with their mom's credit card because they have nothing else better to do with their money like buy "real" food. They often feed on leftover popcorn kernels from the dumpster of their local movie theater. DO NOT ENGAGE! Once "triggered," a Sweaty Hypixel Guild will declare war and spam your DM's with shit talk and DDOS threats. Avoid at all costs.
Only sweaty Hypixel Guilds care enough to try for the Guild leaderboards.. what a bunch of losers!
by Envelo June 1, 2021
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Hypixel Skyblock

Hypixel Skyblock is a game about spending hours on getting RNGesus drops.

After spending more than 100 hour, you should go outside at least twice a week.

If you spent more than 200 hours, you should consider playing something else in minecraft.

If you spent more than 300 hours, you should go outside and maybe try to talk to someone irl.

If you spent more than 500 hours, now you should consider visitting a doctor.

If you spent more than 1000 hours, you are probably in the end game and if you aren't reading this while waiting for a doctor, then you should.

If you spent more than 2000 hours, you aren't even alive. You just can escape. It's too late. The only grass you can touch is minecraft grass.

If you spend more than 5000 hours, you played the game from the beggining for 6 hours a day. You don't even need the doctor, he can't help you.

If you spend more than 10000 hours, you played from the beggining the whole day. You maxed out everything, you have nothing to do, just, just… slowly die.
A: Hey wanna go to the cinema?
B: No, I started playing Hypixel Skyblock. After 10 hours I finally got full strong set.
A: It was nice knowing you *crying*
B: Wait let me just kill Thorn 3 more times.
by Houští January 28, 2022
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Hypixel

- A Minecraft player.
- A Minecraft server, which has thousands of players online constantly playing several different minigames.
Hey dude, wanna play Hypixel? We can play something like Skywars or Mini Walls.”
by xSlxshii July 13, 2018
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Hypixel staff

A type of human species that have IQ less than most of the population in Equatorial Guinea. They typically attached to Hypixel (a Minecraft server).

They will only care who feed them money.

They often mistaken legit players with hackers
Hypixel staff IQ is lower than 55!
Hypixel staff like hackers.
Hypixel staff gave me brain damage!
by Meme.skillz September 25, 2017
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