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hotness hypnosis

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
by Surface Tension February 17, 2007
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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
by fffffffffff December 24, 2007
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Hypnochristian

Megachurch attendee who worships God as man in the form of a modern day snake-oil salesman such as Bishop TD Jakes or Joel Osteen.
Bishop T.D. Jakes is hitting up his hypnochristian megachurch worshippers for more cash than ever; snakeskin clownshoes shoes aren't cheap.
by The Wendolyne April 5, 2021
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Hypnorock

A rock song that has some kind of hypnotic structure or melody that a mind can't easily figure out so it's always entertained by it.
Have you heard that new Smashing Pumpkins song? Pure hypnorock, dude.
by nickpraskaton March 28, 2022
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sissy hypno

Sissy Hypno is a sub-genre of porn where images of hot women are utilised to turn on the target audience (mainly beta submissive males) and then quickly after a frame or two is shown of an erect cock usually cumming as well as words flashing up on the screen saying "Suck cock" "Eating cum is groovy" "Wear panties" "You need to get on your knees for a man" and phrases that serve to temporarily alter the viewer's sexual tastes (this practice is known as rewiring however it is fully reversible once the viewer lays off fapping and watching this type of porn) and make them think they are actually female in a male body.

Sissy Hypno is very powerful in that for some it can alter their perception of women so instead of getting a huge stiffy when they see a hot woman and therefore wishing to bone them, instead they see the hot woman and feel they are them. Viewing this kind of porn where a man is boning a woman and the Sissy will think they are the woman and will imagine a big dick sliding in and out of their ass. Some sissies go the whole hog and start taking female hormones while some are happy just to dress up in panties and stick objects in their butts while wearing some form of chastity device.
"Have you seen Gavin lately?"
"No however I did hear from his girlfriend that he can no longer get it up for her and instead wants her to peg him up the ass with a giant strap-on while he wears her frillies."
"Blimey, you know what's happened? He's been at the Sissy Hypno again."
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
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NetFlix Hypnosis

NetFlix Hypnosis is a term describing what occurs when one views movies and shows on NetFlix back to back to back. Most commonly experienced with TV shows as one is able to access multiple seasons of one show. One is caught in a seemingly infinite loop of NetFlix shows and movies.
Joe hasn't got any work done since he put on season 2 of Ugly Betty, he has NetFlix Hypnosis.
by BbStarD April 14, 2011
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hypnovich

Is a common name in Bosnië Herzegovina. Normally Hypnoviches have more than one vain on their cock, and uses those vains to strike their enemy. This is a well known fighting strategy in this particular part of Europe.

You should highly respect all the Hypnoviches
*person A*:Yo bitch niggah, wy u staring?!

*person B*: You better watch out mate, i'm a Hypnovich!

*person A*: oh fuck me, how much cocaine do you need to let me free?!

*person B*: mahnnn, dis shit's trippy. 20 grams will be enough.

*person A*: You know what? I goin give u 30 grams!

*person B*: MOTHERFUCKER! what did I tell you?! Fucking 20 grams you piece of niggah. (Fires a gun and walks away with the 20 grams)
by Hypnovich May 13, 2018
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