When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.
Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!
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The intentional misuse of a meme template for comedic purposes.
The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.
The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.
"Dude, look at this edit of the loss.jpg comic. They made it look like the girl wants to take a shit real bad. That's bone hurting juice content right here."
by QParrot February 11, 2022
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2. A really unattractive person.
2. A really unattractive person.
1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.
2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!
2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!
by Dave Sailor October 16, 2005
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Get the hurtin' for a squirtin mug.A rural Pennsylvania term meaning something, someone or some situation that is lame, bogus, or otherwise unpleaseant to deal or cope with.
1) I took five final exams scheduled over just two days. Man, that's just hurtin!
2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.
3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!
2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.
3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!
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Wrote "Mercury and Me"
Died January 1, 2010 of Lung Cancer
Wrote "Mercury and Me"
Died January 1, 2010 of Lung Cancer
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