hurting unit

someone who had a rash of bad luck and misfortune.

Daryl: Joe got struck down by a cyclist and broke his ankle. Also, his girlfriend Christine left him for that bohunk Milton.

John: Joe is surely a hurting unit right now.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006

Hurting

Generally pathetic or terrible.

The Yankees have gone 1-6 in their last 7 games...pretty hurting.

by stevo April 3, 2004

Hurting

Describes massive failure. Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely lame.

Example 1

Roommate 1: Dude we have to pay for the water utility bills!

Roommate 2: No we don't.....it's in the contract...
Roommate 1: But it says we do!
Roommate 2: Are you hurting?

Example 2

Guy 1: I thought I was going to ace my test but I was hurting.

Example 3:
Guy 1: What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Guy 2: What.....?
Guy 1: Dam
Guy 2: that's so hurting....

by froush dinosaur September 27, 2011

hurting bert

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.

Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!

by Brewer May 2, 2005

Hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time

Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

by Mack is hot April 18, 2022

your pussy was hurting

Pansy, gave up. Couldn’t handle it.

You went home early? I heard your pussy was hurting.

by Brandon Missouri November 24, 2017

hurting

when the current party situation has come to a boring standstill usually when all the drugs and/or alchohol are gone or else used to describe a shitty welfare-ass place to chill or perhaps your current financial situation.

dont chill at tim's center. it's fucking hurting there.

by matt June 17, 2006