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Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.
Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.
by DoOrDie December 9, 2014
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hurts me soul

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Something that causes pain to your soul. Something that makes you sad, makes you feel bad inside.
They bomb my village, they call us killers
Took me off they welfare, can't afford they health care
My teacher won't teach me, my master beats me
And it hurts me soul
by gSTATUZZZZZ January 5, 2007
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Tim: "Dude I just drank the last Old Style but I saved you a Miller Light (or any inferior beer)".
Brian: "That hurts my soul man".
by Bruce Hornsby August 17, 2007
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Hurts derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term usually for criticism or negative reactions to future MVP Quarterback, Jalen Hurts, that are perceived to be irrational, insecure and show complete lack of awareness of Hurts’ actual play, or promising future outlook.
The eagles defense was getting pushed all over the field, but Stephen Gallagher’s Hurts derangement Syndrome, caused him to blame the beloved QB for all the mistakes.
by Woodysanger November 15, 2022
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hurt and skurt

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when someone is hit by a car that then proceeds to simply drive away without taking responsibility in a lame attempt to escape punishment; synonymous with “hit and run” but much more cash-money, also bonus points for the rhyme
Abbie: My girl Lauren was recently a victim of a hurt and skurt.

Miranda: Damn that’s cold.
by Bheadacp April 17, 2021
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hurt puppy syndrome

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One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.
by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015
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When you have been sodomized so hard that it makes you walk funny.
Brad got fucked so hard he's doing the hurt butt strut.
by Big Daddy Koon July 2, 2017
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