curmudgeon

a sucker of happiness

I wanted to hit the bar, but my roommate wanted to go to bed early. What a curmudgeon.

by anon1010101010101010101 March 2, 2011

Curmudgeon

Bernie Sanders

Grandpa has always been a resembled the curmudgeon Bernie Sanders when we tell him to comb his hair.

by vikinghorde November 14, 2015

curmudgeon

A crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas

Did Mr. Jimerson give you any candy when you stopped at his door? "No!" Raoul exclaimed, "That curmudgeon never gives-out candy!"

by MagicMusicMan November 28, 2015

metro-curmudgeon

a stylish person with a strong opinion who is not afraid to voice that opinion with rapier like wit and slashing speed.

Dr. Gregory House is a metro-curmudgeon.

by ohsobeau August 5, 2010

lovable curmudgeon

An often disagreeable young man with a serious disposition. Does not tell nor receive jokes well. However, he is kind and generally likeable. One might say his name is Andrew

Andrew just complained about washing all of Mason's dishes again. He did a great job cleaning and putting them away yet still had something to say about it. What a lovable curmudgeon.

by PapaCrush June 12, 2017

Curmudgeon

A self-opinionated nut case.

Jurras, nicknamed The Grand Curmudgeon believes that poor manners are a virtue. He is also known as the "Cloaca Maxima"

by J.E. Walker October 7, 2003

curmudgeon

Extremely blunt object. Mainly used for bludgeoning adversaries.

I'm going to bash the beaver with my curmudgeon.

by Ben Stanston September 30, 2005