hundlebeast

The Hundlebeast is a mythical creature with six legs and a hat, that stalks the playgrounds and prostitutes of Manchester. If you're ever in Manchester at night, listen out for its distinctive cry of, "Raperaperape!" as it claims another victim.

You'd better go straight to sleep, or else the hundlebeast'll get you.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

Huncled

When you get fondled and felt up by your uncle at a family holiday gathering. Very common after a few beers and pie is served at Thanksgiving. But any holiday works for Uncle Knuckles

Hey girl. What's with the creeped out look? Not having a good holiday?

Oh I'm ok. I just got Huncled under the table a little earlier this year than I expected.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Hunkle

A combination of the words, Uncle, and Hunk.

Used to describe an Uncle that is also quite Hunky.

Luke: Wow! Alex's Uncle is a real hot piece!
Alex: Oh yeah! My uncle Nick is a real Hunkle!

by SolidBollerk August 19, 2019

hundlebeast

vulg. Common Northern slang for a particular brand of rapist with low standards and a preference for his friends' mothers. Usually, conducts its repulsive business with a touch of humour.

Ladies beware, the Hundlebeast is here.
Put your clothes back on, you look like a Hundlebeast about to pounce.
F wing is full of Hundlebeasts.

by Sarah Kennedy January 30, 2003

hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.

when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.

by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009

ian huntley

The Soham murderer. Amid massive media coverage and public attention during the summer of 2002, the small town of Soham, Cambridgeshire, UK, hit the international spotlight. Two pupils of Soham Village College, were abducted by school caretaker Ian Huntley, and callously murdered. Ian Huntley was found guilty of both killings and sentenced to life imprisonment, with a recommendation that he serve at least 40 years before he can be considered for parole. Arguably he is currently the most hated man in Britain.

Ian Huntley must serve at least 40 years, before he can be considered for parole.

by urbandefiner July 3, 2006

Huntley

To get the ultimate ass-beating of a lifetime due to talking a lot of hardcore mess. No one wants to be Huntley'd; not even a Huntley.

Dude, you're pissing me off. Do you want to get Huntely'd?!!

She said what??! I'm am totally gunna Huntley her ass!!!

by dirtylittleoreo May 26, 2010