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blanket humper

Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.

Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!

You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
by Savagemylads November 30, 2018
mugGet the blanket humpermug.

wallet humper

Similar to term 'Gold Digger'.
A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.
by cruznsquaw June 12, 2003
mugGet the wallet humpermug.

Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.
Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper
by Oorwlly January 20, 2023
mugGet the Crocodile Humpermug.

guitar humper

Noun: Typically a lead guitarist who appears to be copulating with his instrument whilst playing it.
That Ben Allison is a real guitar humper when he gets on stage.
by The Roan December 12, 2004
mugGet the guitar humpermug.

rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick
hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned
by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009
mugGet the rug humpermug.

humper niggle

that little bitch is such a humper niggle
by marty mcnoobtube April 2, 2008
mugGet the humper nigglemug.

Kangaroo Humper

A comical derogative term describing one who lives in or originates from the continent of Australia, jokingly implying a stereotype that all Australians enjoy coitus with large marsupials.
The head administrator is a kangaroo humper, but we don't judge him.
by S0ur July 21, 2014
mugGet the Kangaroo Humpermug.

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