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Humanese

Written or spoken in a language common to generic humans, as opposed to a nomenclature used by a machine or subset of professionals (like "computerese" for programs or "legalese" for lawyers).
Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about. Can you repeat that in humanese?
by T.SockGuy November 13, 2009
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Homance

The relationship between a Pimp and his Ho.
"Phatman and Sugar are fully in a Homance"

"The shadows in the alley hid the fact that Sapphire only had 4 teeth. A rat scuttered across his foot and the Homance of the situation wasn't lost on the Phatman"

"Their Homance is built on dollar bills for cheap thrills"

"it's so Homantic the way Phatman uses his pimp hand on Angel"

"Homance is love on the streets"
by grogboy January 16, 2011
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Homance

A "Homance" is the female equivalent of a Bromance. A homance is a strong love between two straight females, the relationship can be described as closer than friends but less than a dating relationship.
Man Ashley and Kristen have such a Homance!
-We aren't Lesbians, We're bestfriends! We're a Homance!
by K10_11 July 27, 2010
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humannequin

The act of a human posing as a mannequin in effort to advertise a product or for purpses of humor or modern art. Made famous by the Illusionist David Israel.
I saw a guy on the street pretending to drink a soda but he was perfectly still, he was like a mannequin, no a HUMANNEQUIN!
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humantelope

the hyperintelligent human antelope hybrid that was bread in a secret government lab in saskatchewan in the late 1970's, later migrating to the outskirts of the torronto area, continuing to haunt the suburban populus to this day
"he was like a humantelope in the headlights."
by superhumantelope November 1, 2009
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Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.
The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.
by nitram June 3, 2018
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humane

An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.
Human: Do you want to go for a walk?
Dog: Yes, yes, humane, I needs to poo. Lemme out!
by Avisottda April 22, 2017
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