human suitcase

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport
i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day
by sfnaln February 19, 2011
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Human Suitcase

When one puts all of their clothes on a midget in roller skates and drags them through the airport, in lieu of using a normal suitcase.
I saw at least three human suitcases in LAX yesterday...man, the recession has hit hard.
by Don Bigote February 13, 2011
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human suitcase

It's that thing where a midget on rollerskates wears all your clothes and you drag them through an airport.
Stefon gave his valentine a human suitcase
by humansuitcase1 February 21, 2011
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Human Suitcase

The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on
I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.
by Stefon100 February 15, 2011
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Human Suitcase

As Stefon (SNL) says, it's that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day.
Adam: I'm going to get Katie human suitcase for Valentine's Day. She'll love it!

Eric: What???
by Tiffany&Co February 17, 2011
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Human Suitcase

When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.
Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.

Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?

Stefon: No, like human suitcases.
by youssss February 15, 2011
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HUMAN SUITCASE

A midgit on roller skates that you put all your clothes on and pull through the airport.
Does having a human suitcase count as fascism?
by lithuanianminion February 21, 2011
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