humster

Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.

I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.

by Dr. M. Dickie August 31, 2010

humstep

When you hum a dubstep song.

Guy 1: hmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmmmh bwaaaagh bwaagggh blaurg

Guy2: Shut up with your humstep and play the song on itunes

by CloudZephyr April 12, 2013

humms

balls

Imma kick your humms.

by blackcats17 September 14, 2016

hums

Having music on your Ipod, or slang for saying you have a new song or CD or when refering to a song you heard on the Raido

Andrew: yo man did you catch those new hums from 50?

Avery: naw man but I head that junk had some mad beats

by Dutchkid January 15, 2008

huhmenahuh

when a person absolutely has no idea what the FUCK is going on; Confusion; Being spadackled

Chris says something to Carl and Carl does not understand what Chris said. So Carl says, "Huhmenahuh" and every thing works out.

by Chris Rusk August 4, 2006

Humstrum

A cats gut stretched across a pigs ass that you pick your teeth with.

Girl: Daddy can I have ice cream?

Dad: Leave me the hell alone or I will give you the humstrum.

by Sgt.Politeness August 19, 2011

humsy

Humsy is the GOAT and usually lives by the motto in ya sneaks!

You are my Humsy

by The real Humsy April 18, 2016