Hubert Moszka

The owner of SCPSL. Has a redbull addiction. Does not like pings.

@Hubert Moszka#7777

by ALPHA_sh March 24, 2019

huber

probably the smartest man one could ever meet

Just ask Huber. He'll know what to do.

by coach hall December 28, 2005

Hugerkacherk

(Huh-ger-ka-cherk) To miss pronounce, butcher, or destroy the pronunciation of a word.

Bryan "I get 'flustrated' when people ask for 'pacific' things."

Jenny "Way to Hugerkacherk douche bag."

by Jec Galena June 24, 2008

saint hubert

aka usually known as “hoeberts” is where all the hoes go who get passes around by judge boys

Ava: Did you see Emily is going to Huberts??
Kenzie: No wonder she’s going to saint hubert.

by iamTHATgirleveryonehates September 7, 2021

Huberd

1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!

Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.

Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.

That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.

by Joe January 18, 2005

Hiberknit

the act of retreating into your knitting because the world is too hard to deal with.

Its -30 out there. I'm going home to hiberknit.

Waiting for news is killing me. Think I'll just go home and hiberknit instead of facing the world.

A night of hiberknitting did wonders for my cold. And my mood.

by quellefille August 19, 2013

The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.

"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"

by Inevitibility April 28, 2017