humphage

The rate at which one humps

OMG your humphage is crazy!

by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022

hrumph

pronounced "herumf"

UK - One word way of expressing your dissatisfaction or annoyance with something

..this beer tastes like shit .. hrumph!!!

(1) Tax man's asking us for 200 quid

(2) hrumph!!

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

Hamphone

When a slice of ham is placed over or on a phone. Can also be used as a verb; hamphone or hamphoning

This morning I woke up to to make a call when I realized that I now had a hamphone.

by csavas November 7, 2016

Jameric Humphrey

He has a wacky search history but he carries the school band

“Jameric Humphrey looks like Craig from Craig of the Creek”

by gary fendermen December 19, 2021

Humphrey Nigga

A bitch ass nigga that gets yeeted on all the time gets no hoes and listens to Trippie redd (A.K.A. Bitchy Redd)

That nigga over there that just shit his pants and got yeeted on fuck him he's probably a Humphrey nigga

by Despacito_Tpose69 July 4, 2018

Humphrey Bogart

1- An American actor and cultural icon. The American Film Institute ranked Bogart as the Greatest Male Star in the history of American Cinema.

2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.

3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.

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1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.

2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...

3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*

by LucilleBallIsMyNameTrickk March 17, 2011

hmph

1. Said when expressing apathy towards something
2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless

"Today I'll show you my favourite bookend!"
"Hmph."

by Psi November 3, 2003