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Whitney houston

very good singer/actress
strong
depressed
loved
oh your voice reminds me of Whitney Houston
-no one sings like that girl Whitney

i miss Whitney she was truly loved
by nippyin April 3, 2022
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houston hotpocket

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep
My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.
by Kooch30 January 29, 2010
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Houston Sparkler

When your partner performs oral sex on you whilst having pop-rocks in their mouth, creating a tingling sensation which can be quite pleasurable.
Me: Bro, this chick gave me a Houston Sparkler last night.

Bro: Shit, I just got a regular BJ.

Me: Rough, bro.
by da howla January 25, 2011
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Houston

First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.

Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé.

One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.
The U.S. economy can be up or down but there's always money to be made in Houston.
by the migster August 9, 2005
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Houston, Alaska

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown
Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"
by AngelousBelleMorte April 5, 2009
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houston dirty

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.
Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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by swerve002 December 12, 2013
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houston fire department

An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.
Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.
by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022
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