Any sexually threatening male you don't want your girlfriend or spouse around. A physical lover and a passionate pounder. Historically, a name used to embody affluence, virility, and the apex of physical performance. Heterosexuality is often associated with this name and is a dangerous name to utter besides a loved one you want to keep chaste and celibate. Hourmazds have often loved butts more than anything and use them as comforting pillows.
"Marie wants to lose her virginity but she can't find the right person."
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"Really nice!"
"Then just find her a Hourmazd! You won't regret it!"
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"Really nice!"
"Then just find her a Hourmazd! You won't regret it!"
by Houdini91 August 18, 2018
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by HT1120 May 29, 2020
Get the Hourage mug.smart, great personallity. easy to get along with. can talk a lot and can be extremely quiet. tends to make friends easy. can be quite agressive but also very passive. very cute.
by Haaandel May 4, 2010
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His friends and his family are the most important thing from hislife
His friends and his family are the most important thing from hislife
by Maybe23 January 8, 2018
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Will punch for no reason and are very argumentative species. Especially the women.
Will punch for no reason and are very argumentative species. Especially the women.
by Spud15 November 29, 2011
Get the Hourihan mug.A clan in Ireland that moved to america and became insane. So unbelievably fucked up, it happens that they soon became the source of all bull-shit. The current generation is sexy and bad ass but the still have "the genes" which can show up in any child. The chosen one, that was prophesied by some crazy ass hobo will be light-brown skinned and the incarnation of all the worlds greatest evils. He will create a new generation of sin and will resurrect Raptor-Jesus.
Pope "Oh snap that mofo right theres a Hourican."
Anti-christ "don't worry broski throw some raw beef and your first born childs genitalia on your door and you'll be safe"
*Pope shits himself and does what he says and survives for 3 more year unharmed until the next harvest*
Anti-christ "don't worry broski throw some raw beef and your first born childs genitalia on your door and you'll be safe"
*Pope shits himself and does what he says and survives for 3 more year unharmed until the next harvest*
by AllenTexasPowerRanger4Life May 25, 2011
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