Hourican

A clan in Ireland that moved to america and became insane. So unbelievably fucked up, it happens that they soon became the source of all bull-shit. The current generation is sexy and bad ass but the still have "the genes" which can show up in any child. The chosen one, that was prophesied by some crazy ass hobo will be light-brown skinned and the incarnation of all the worlds greatest evils. He will create a new generation of sin and will resurrect Raptor-Jesus.

Pope "Oh snap that mofo right theres a Hourican."
Anti-christ "don't worry broski throw some raw beef and your first born childs genitalia on your door and you'll be safe"

*Pope shits himself and does what he says and survives for 3 more year unharmed until the next harvest*

Hourican by AllenTexasPowerRanger4Life May 25, 2011

Hourihan 

The act of motorboating an ass from behind. While performing a Hourihan, the proper facial positioning is to have one's nose level with the balloon knot (or the chocolate starfish, rusty sheriff's badge or whatever you're working with). Once positioned, the giver should aggressively move his/her face from side to side. It's completely appropriate when delivering a Hourihan to a female to ring the buzzer or DATY.

Did you see the Hourihan he just pulled on the stripper? Let's just hope it's not possible to get crabs in your ball-tickler.

Hourihan by 960xxx March 15, 2015

Blumpkin Huricanrana

This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face.

Damn yo, last night this girl was givin me a blumpkin when i pulled a huricanrana on her face.

Blumpkin Huricanrana by TimmyHomeless February 11, 2003

Hourihan 

DON'T MESS WITH !!!
Will punch for no reason and are very argumentative species. Especially the women.

Oww !!! The girl I was arguing with just hit me!!

What a Hourihan!!!

Hourihan by Spud15 November 29, 2011

huricaning 

Hurricaning is the act of ejaculatung after a long period of time (more than a month) and when you finally nut you spin your dick around and it makes a hurricane of semen

"Man it felt so good huricaning last night," said jimmy

huricaning by Navanod June 12, 2016

Hourihan 

An ugly Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings look alike. Best known for mistreating student because she can't get laid in the real world because she's a pale ugly dried up walking yeast infection with fake teeth. This walking toe fungus also views herself as intelligent even though she's a high school teacher in a run down city. This nasty bone pile also spews dry jokes from her crusty disease ridden mouth. Basically this retard is everything that's gross in a female.

Hey stop being a hourihan you ugly douche!

Hourihan by DavidCloudBurn October 20, 2017

Andrew Hourigan 

Motorbike

I drove Andrew Hourigan to work today.

Andrew Hourigan by DazzlerBai March 15, 2023