a hottieist

This is someone who judges others on how hot or sexy they are.

Did you see how hot Juan's new secretary is, that guy was always a hottieist.

by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020

happy hour hottie

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..

travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."

by the travinator September 26, 2005

Hoott

Hot with two Os and two Ts

Jak you know most girls look just ok in overalls, but you are hot with two Os and two Ts!
Megan: you mean hoott?

by Elias Tobias December 29, 2019

Hottie

YOU!!!

You’re an absolute hottie ❤️💞😝🤪🥰😍🥵

by Whyyy89473 March 30, 2021

Dumpster Hotties

When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.

Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties

by AmosMosesJones January 30, 2010

Horseface Hottie (HFH)

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.

Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo November 13, 2011

Hottie bottie

A British slang word for a hot water bottle.

It’s so cold tonight, I might make a hottie bottie.

by Allena45 November 10, 2018