horser

who the fuck knows man? it probably was just some bullshit the crackhead at the gas station said while high out of his mind

crackhead: aye bro you keep that horser on you?

optimus: the fuck bro?

by lilopti January 9, 2021

Hotsexual

An individual who is solely attracted to hot individuals. Hotsexuals cannot body shame people as this goes against their sexual orientation.

Friend 1: “I’ve never seen Joel pull a girl below an 8”
Friend 2: “Well that’s because he’s a hotsexual and can’t date anyone who isn’t hot.”

by Theman.notthemythorlegendtho July 14, 2021

Hotsexable

someone who is a mix of extreme hottness, sexiness, and most of all extremely adorable

That girl is just so damn hotsexable I can't take it.

by <3AD January 2, 2014

Horser

A person that has a horse cock (girthy and hung).

"Aye bro, you got that horser on you"?

by theDonWEBB January 17, 2021

horseradish

A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.

Your theory is utter horseradish!

by pc.wiz.tt December 5, 2017

Horserapist

Do I really need to explain this one guys?

Wow I had no idea the quacker oats guy was a horserapist

by The dark lord happypants August 3, 2007

hoser

Hoser: (n) Canadian hockey derogatory term that is similar to the American "idiot" or "loser". It is derived from the pre-zamboni days, where the LOSING team would have to hose down the ice after the game.

Snack on that for lunch, you frickin hoser!

by hot22 May 20, 2007