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Hotpocket Party

A party only consisting of girls or women, or at lease overwhelmingly dominant in girls or women. The feminine version of sausagefest.
If Matt and Frank didn't show up, Jamie's party would have been a total Hotpocket Party!
by MakeAmends March 2, 2009
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mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.
Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!
by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010
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hospice

death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides compassionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness
Granny's family was eager for her large inheritance. Granny was enrolled in hospice given her diagnoses of cataracts and dry skin, and she died 2 days later.
by Snoopy Pugh August 11, 2009
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Hotpocket Herpes

when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes
Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!
by Emobubbles August 18, 2010
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hospice'em

The act of drugging a loved one to death, "Legally". The physcian will prescribe home hospice for your loved one after hearing they are in pain, and about to die. The private matter is also a great chance to kill your loved one. The drug induced death is usually the first night of the Morphine order from the doctor.
What the hospice'em Maryann syndrome is:

What you said: I promise to love you till death.
What I meant: I'll let you live until I'm done with you.

The story: He struggled with so much pain, then he died so suddenly.
The real story: He struggled with me while I was killing him, now that pain has died.
by ptacdr January 4, 2007
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hotpocket pussy

Pussy that smells and looks good but is burning people (stds)
by Bamaboy February 3, 2014
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carolina-hotpocket

the indescribable act of shitting in a friends shoe and leaving it out for him/her to put on!! as a joke...
" say i might just pull off a good old fashioned carolina-hotpocket
by sk8-n-pr@nk June 22, 2011
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