hot pants

Hot pants are shorts that could not possibly be shorter -- I've got a pair of them which I keep pulling down because I feel so self-conscious. Understandably, they draw a lot of stares when paired with killer legs.

"They're -- sexy, but a bit too sexy. I don't want anybody trying to touch you, all right?" - My Mom

by Ophi & Sim May 13, 2004

hotpantstheprophet

Our Lord and saviour, gives good advices and is amazing as heck

Who is our Lord and saviour?
Hotpantstheprophet!

Y E S

by Formaggioissocool June 3, 2021

hot pants

very short shorts. potentially worn by workin girls or men who like men.

WHOA!!! that guy has hot pants on. I envy him

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

hot pants

to lust after; to want badly; this does not necessarily fade after you've had the person. It normally gets worse. The pants get hotter.

Jessica has hot pants for Jim so bad that she went out and bought new lingerie.

by Tiffany July 14, 2003

hot pants

-What my Mom calls a new pair of shorts I bought at American Eagle for $34.50 this afternoon.

-What ALL the shorts you see at American Eagle/Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister/and Aeropostale are.

Mom - So, what did you buy at American Eagle? ...Oh my God look at those hot pants! I don't want you wearing those to school...

by Alexandra5191 April 11, 2007

hoepants

whore,slut,hoe,prostitute, woman of the night, she who sells sex for money or other tangible items. The term pants is added for effect and humor. now a days, calling someone a slut just doesn't cut it, you've got to give it that extra uumph to seal the deal; get the point across. see also hoebag

Emma you stupid hoepants, shut the fuck up.

Yo hoepants,get me a sandwich then when ur done suck on my weener.

Dammit hoepants i freakin told you to stay in the car.

by Robotron777 August 11, 2008

Hot Pants

Nickname for Tom DeLonge of Blink 182.

see blink 182

maddie hearts her hot pants tom.

by Hot Pants Delonge October 15, 2004