Verb. 1. to eat or bite into something. See Cut or Hut. Derived from hut and the check at a Mexican food restaurant for the Hortencia plate, which was shortened to "Hort!"
by J-Lil July 4, 2006
Get the Hortmug. A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.
I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.
by George Vespe May 7, 2008
Get the Hortmug. Too $hort is fuckin awesome!
by kent May 11, 2003
Get the too $hortmug. by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022
Get the hort peanusmug. 
One of the first rappers on the west coast. Too $hort loves women and women love him. Everybody loves Too $hort.
A: Ayo!? What's that dope ass track you playin'?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.
But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.
But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?
by DeltaKillsThem February 12, 2021
Get the Too $hortmug.