Andrew Horowitz

Tea brewed in a cup of coffee.

Person 1: I'm about to try the Andrew Horowitz.
Person 2: How is it?
Person 1: Yeah... yeah it seems good, let me add some milk... on second thought... it's not great.

by Padlowan February 1, 2023

the Horowitz

to intentionally try to slip your penis into a girl's anus while having sex, without telling her first

Tom was banging her from behind, and tried to slip her the Horowitz, but she freaked out and slapped him

by Doggy Fizzle July 30, 2003

Horoscope

Telescope that can only see whores

"A horoscope, what's that a telescope that can only see your face..."

by Avocado_ Alien July 16, 2018

Horoscope

A forecast of someone's future. Typically based on the month or year that they were born in.

This website is filled with tons of fucking advertisements that claim to give you a horoscope.

by Another jealous gay fag March 4, 2016

hotoxic

So overwhelmingly beautiful men are intimidated to approach.

The beautiful girl by the bar is so hotoxic that a guy hasn't hit on her all night.

by Philly Chi Town Connection December 20, 2008

Horological socialism

When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.

Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)

Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !

by Archieluxury April 26, 2021

Horonda

Nepalese slang for a guy who fantasizes of having sex with their own male friends

The conversations Pramesh and Ashish have is making me think that both of them are Horondas

by baijudai June 25, 2018